The common depiction of Nessie is actually a 'zoological impossibility.' Generations of lore, hoaxes, and pop culture depict the Loch Ness Monster’s stereotypical description as a serpentine animal ...

Disclaimer: This article is based on actual news from the real world – honestly! However, it has been sprinkled with a healthy dose of satire. In the latest and greatest grainy aquatic spectacle since ...